monsterhouse
monsterhouse
Real-time intelligence for stream producers
Point it at your stream — it finds the moments, makes the clips, and posts them to your channels on its own. Live, in about a minute.
A clipper that never blinks, on every stream, 24/7.
Monsterhouse agents watch a stream and clip the best moments, moments after they happen.
An agent runs the shot — tracking the active speaker, following the action, panning between people as the scene shifts, and reframing to vertical 9:16 on its own. No fixed crop, no operator.
Word-by-word karaoke captions, color-coded so you can always tell who's talking.
A council of AI models reads each moment — what's on screen, what chat is doing, what's being said — debates whether it's worth posting, then writes the title and framing. One verdict per clip.
Goes straight to your YouTube, TikTok, and Instagram on its own — quality-gated, paced, captioned, and tagged. It learns how each clip performs and posts more like your winners. You keep a kill switch, not a workload.
Multilingual transcription and translation, baked in — clip a Spanish, Portuguese, or Arabic stream and it ships readable everywhere.
Not logos — the real output of each model, traced through one clip: the birthday reveal.
Transcribes every word the instant it's spoken and tells the voices apart in real time — so captions land in perfect sync and each speaker keeps their own color. It runs continuously on the live audio; nothing waits for the VOD.
A vision-language model that actually reads the screen and says what's happening in plain terms — a reaction, a fail, a screenshare, an argument — not just pixels. This is what separates a moment worth clipping from dead air.
Finds every face in the frame in real time and tracks who's actually talking, so the camera follows the active subject as the scene moves — the foundation of the agentic 9:16 crop.
Weighs each candidate moment against everything happening around it — the chat reaction, the audio energy, what's on screen — and asks the only question that matters: is this actually worth posting, or just noise?
Casts the deciding vote in the MAGI council, then writes the title, hook, and framing for the clip that ships — the editorial call a seasoned clipper would make, in under a second.
“Streamer's Reaction to the Birthday Surprise”
hook: loses it when he spots the party banner
Cuts the moment, crops it to vertical 9:16 tracking the action, burns in the karaoke captions, and encodes the finished post — ready to publish about 60 seconds after it happened live.
From live stream to posted clip.
The agentic camera frames it, the council writes the copy, and the finished vertical posts itself.
This is what it makes.
Real clips from real Kick streams — cropped, captioned, and posted by the machine. No editor touched these.
Add monsterhouse to your stream.
Do the math on a single stream. We price on what it makes you — not the compute.
Connect your channels and let it run. It clips you live and posts to TikTok, Reels, and Shorts on its own.
Founding streams onboarded by hand.
Run a clipping operation across your whole roster — your own dedicated, unrestricted instance.
Custom — built around your roster.