monsterhouse
monsterhouse
Real-time intelligence for stream producers
Point it at your stream. It finds the moments, makes the clips, and posts them to your channels on its own. Live, in about a minute.
This is what it makes.
Real clips from real Kick streams, cropped, captioned, and posted by the machine. No editor touched these.
From live stream to posted clip.
It frames the shot, writes the caption, and posts the clip on its own, while you're still live.
A clipper that never blinks, on every stream, 24/7.
Watches every stream and clips the best moments the second they happen.
Tracks the action and reframes to vertical 9:16 on its own. No fixed crop, no operator.
Word-by-word karaoke captions, color-coded by speaker.
A council of models judges every moment, then writes the title and framing. One verdict per clip.
Posts straight to YouTube, TikTok, and Instagram, then learns what works and posts more of it. You keep a kill switch, not a workload.
Transcribes and translates on the fly. Clip in Spanish, Portuguese, or Arabic and it ships readable everywhere.
Add monsterhouse to your stream.
Do the math on a single stream. We price on what it makes you, not the compute.
Connect your channels and let it run. It clips you live and posts to TikTok, Reels, and Shorts on its own.
Founding streams onboarded by hand.
Run a clipping operation across your whole roster: your own dedicated, unrestricted instance.
Custom, built around your roster.
Understands every word
Transcribes speech in real time and tells voices apart, so captions land in sync and each speaker keeps their own color.
Reads the screen
Understands what's actually happening: a reaction, a fail, a screenshare, an argument. Not just pixels.
Tracks who's talking
Finds every face and follows the active speaker as the scene moves, the foundation of the agentic crop.
Weighs the moment
Scores it against the chat reaction, the audio energy, and what's on screen, then asks the only question that matters: is this worth posting?
Writes the verdict
Casts the deciding vote, then writes the title, hook, and framing, the call a seasoned clipper would make, in under a second.
“Streamer's Reaction to the Birthday Surprise”
hook: loses it when he spots the party banner
Ships it
Crops to vertical, burns in the captions, and encodes the finished post, ready about 60 seconds after it happened live.
